I definitely want to go to the House of Blues someday. It’s awesome according to um, THE WHOLE WORLD?!
Ke$ha and her fireflies.
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take note: the story continues
5 JanYes, to all the lovely guys: take notes. A lot of notes.
4. Women remember everything. Don’t believe me? Ask your girlfriend where you met. She won’t tell you it was at a party. She’ll say it was a Thursday, she had just come from dinner, where she ate a veggie burger, and she was wearing her friend Cathy’s pink top, which was big on her because Cathy is a big girl. You were wearing a blue button-down, drinking a Jack and Coke with two straws, and talking to Bill, that mutual friend. She waved and you gave her the “what’s up” nod. This still infuriates her. (“How could you give me the nod?”)
5. An eyelash curler, while mean and ferocious looking, is not a weapon.
6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany’s, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn’t count.)
Read further at Esquire.
HILARIOUS. Melissa – cough cough – Milano is the best (:
pinkalicious
5 JanThe woman whose entire world is pink
Lots of people have a favourite colour – but very few take it as far as one Los Angeles woman, who is so obsessed with the colour pink that all her clothes, her house and even her dog are the colour.
Read further at Metro UK and check out the pictures!
So. Much. Pink. Let’s get crazy, paint yourself blue, green, vermillion, red, yellow, purple and all the colours of the rainbow (:
We are not who you think we are. We Are Golden.
I’m in the mood for crazy tags…
Why, no seriously, WHY would you name your child ‘Kitten’? She did it herself, didn’t she? But then again, why not call yourself Pinkie/Pinky, if you’re so overly obsessed with pink? Yeah, I know, it’s more something for a dog. Oh, the dog’s named Kisses, by the way…
xo
it’s your birthday!
4 JanIt’s almost my birthday 
Only 19 days left, and of course my mommy’s birthday is on Saturday and cousin Cindy’s birthday is also in… not so much days, but mine’s gonna be huuuge. I hope. Shall I give a PAR-TAY? I still don’t know what to ask. Rock Band or Rock Band 2. Or Band Hero. Or Guitar Hero 5 
Or just a lot of money, so one day, I’ll be a zillionare! Or a billionare, that’s fine by me. But not a millionare, they’re sooo 2009 
Oh, and a lot of visitors and readers and lovelies for Kellieej and Colourless Colour!
Or CDs. Or books. Or or or… I’m out of ideas. Yeah, they’re not so original, I know. OH WAIT! I know another one, I saw it at a big store (Bijenkorf, I believe) and it was a book, can’t remember the name, but you can doodle in it. For example, they’ve drawned a mirror on the page and above it says: “What will you see when you look in this mirror, 10 years from now?” I’m just giving an example, I don’t think it has something like that in it, but you know what I mean, yes?
Hm, I can’t think of anything else anymore. Well, let’s say Ta Ta. I have to make a list of CDs that are not available in this stupid country. Oh, and learn and make homework of course, school’s begun. I’m loving it so much. Ugh.
It’s snowing again! “So happy I could die.” Unless you have to ride on your bicycle through the snow…
xoxo
FYI: Lady GaGa – “So Happy I Could Die”
for the little idiots out there
30 DecTo the little idiots: I love you all! Big hugs to you!
But puh-lease! Read this, I know I’m annoying by telling you this, but it bothers a lot of people, more than you think. So save the world, check your grammar.
Plus! It’s funny, I mean, it’s explained with little comics! Smile!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
And please use this, helps me and others a lot when we’re trying to understand you (:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
Now, if English isn’t your first language (like me!) then it’s okay if you have problems (doesn’t mean you’re allowed to make mistakes on purpose!), but if you are… Well, shame on you
Comment and remember to smile!
xoxo
what did you do?!
27 DecPeople do strange things when they’re asleep…
We’ve all done embarrassing things while sleeping. Maybe you drank too much Tang and wet the bed. Maybe you had to share a sleeping bag with grandma and she woke you up because you had a boner–we’ve all been there.
For example, #7 Climb a 13-Story Crane
One night, London police were called about a possible suicide attempt on the counterweight of a crane at a construction project, where a young girl was perched precariously 130 feet in the air. So while helpful passersby probably shouted words of encouragement or took bets on how big the splat would be, a fireman climbed the crane to try to talk her down, only to find her sleeping. [...]
Read further at cracked.com
heavy sarcasm
26 NovHow to Tell if Someone Is Being Sarcastic
If you’re tired of not being able to tell if someone is sarcastic, then you’ve come to the right place.
Find the steps, tips and warnings at http://www.wikihow.com/
